Loo Literature

In honor of the Olympics being held in London, I have decided to dedicate this post to reading material remarkably suited for the loo.  Now depending on how fast a reader you are, what your business in the loo is and what your interests are, there are several books that fit your various pot-reading needs.

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

This is the best all purpose bathroom book, it has a wide variety of topics to entertain any reader and most of the stories/articles/tidbits are only about a page long, so even slower readers can get the satisfaction of finishing before people start questioning the length of time spent on the pot.

Duh! The Stupid History of the Human Race

This book has some great examples of people who are really really really stupid in nice quick paragraph form. As an added bonus you will feel very smart and superior for being able to finish your "business" without any major catastrophe's.

Would It Kill You to Stop Doing That?

If you just can't stand to have a cartoony book sitting in your elegant bathroom, a simple etiquette book with a classy cover should take care of that, plus it might inspire your guests/husband/teenage daughter to become a tad more polite.

Cake Wrecks

This is a hilarious flip through picture book, with a great quick narrative, be warned you may hear unlady/gentalmanly like laughter emanating from behind the closed bathroom door, also I've had more then one person sneak this one out to finish in their room.

Bookshelf in the Loo

Of course on could also just install a bookshelf in said loo and solve any and all reading problems in one fell swoop!

What is your favorite thing to read on the pot?  Have you ever lost track of time because of a good book while doing your "business?  Have you ever used the toilet as an excuse to finish up book?