Too Much Work, Not Enough Reading Time

Super busy in my "real life" today (as opposed to my fantasy life spent drifting down a river with a book in one hand and a glass of Marlborough Sauvignin Blanc in the other).

Also I think I need a book gnome to fetch and carry books for me...do you think I could train the puppy to fetch bottles of wine for me?  Hope you all have a great day.